What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
12.06.2025 13:25
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
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After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
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Make Nazis afraid again!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Why do British people always write "xxx" after their names?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...